I got more then I bargained for this year when Vince changed out my tires. No Tiff and Alissa.....your not imagining things those are the same ones we had in Homer....they had red eyes in Homer. Vince painted them black in an attempt to make them more acceptable to me. Perhaps you have seen my car tooting around Tok and you have not noticed my snazzy skull hub caps. That is probably because they are only on one side of my car. You see...we only have two of them! The first time, nearly 10 years ago, I pulled them off in disgust. I broke a couple of them. Vince's solution to the problem was to put the two skull caps on one side and then two plain caps on the other side.
Nothing say's,"White Trash" like skull hub caps on an almost 13 year old Mercury Sable. Or as Vince often refers to it as, "a dirt bag car". Now I just have to convince Vince to grow out a Mullet and buy some, "his and her" shiny matching jackets.
You might be asking yourself what is the point of these ramblings?? There is one...If you just hold your horses already! The point is that I have finally reached the point in my life that I don't care! I could go pull them off but why? I am okay with people pointing and laughing or calling me white trash, classless, or just goofy. I am looking forward to growing older and caring less and less about what people think with every new wrinkle and every new gray hair! So If you you see me tooting around tok in my pimped out sable be sure to point and laugh because I will be laughing too!
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